I have so much need to complain about my downstairs neighbor that I started this blog. I will occasionally talk about other neighbors from other places.

The following things will be addressed:

- Her very loud music

- Her very loud music at 8:30 on Sunday mornings

- How I resent her so much, that I have taken to sitting on the floor if I have to fart, and I hope that she can hear it and knows that it’s because I hate her.

- How I would fart right into the vent if I thought it would even go anywhere.

- The unspeakable stench that leeches into our apartment because she fries fish all the time and changes the oil in the fryer maybe once every 4 months

- The ridiculous demands she makes of our landlord

- Her Betty Boop licence plate frame

- How she goes through our mail

And much, much more.