I have so much need to complain about my downstairs neighbor that I started this blog. I will occasionally talk about other neighbors from other places.
The following things will be addressed:
- Her very loud music
- Her very loud music at 8:30 on Sunday mornings
- How I resent her so much, that I have taken to sitting on the floor if I have to fart, and I hope that she can hear it and knows that it’s because I hate her.
- How I would fart right into the vent if I thought it would even go anywhere.
- The unspeakable stench that leeches into our apartment because she fries fish all the time and changes the oil in the fryer maybe once every 4 months
- The ridiculous demands she makes of our landlord
- Her Betty Boop licence plate frame
- How she goes through our mail
And much, much more.